First, a retort against this comment by Dan Bingman, a convicted criminal, co-resident of the states of Ohio and chronic denial: you don’t have a clue what farm equipment is worth, and you’re damned lucky that the jury didn’t either, or you would have gone to prison instead of jail.
Face it Bingman, you are a liar and a thief. The degree to which you are a liar and a thief is not important.
That Daniel B. Bingman is a liar and a thief has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt in a U.S. courtroom by a jury of your peers. That is not in doubt, and everyone knows it including you, Dan. So stop whining like a fat spoiled baby about it, ya freak.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah: Crooks and Liars.
According to Bingman, Gilmer County – Glenville particularly – is a seething bed of crime and violence. Anyone with a job is THE ELITE and part of The Big Conspiracy to cover up THE CRIMES. OK, everyone enjoys some sensationalism from time to time, and what’s better than a good conspiracy?
But is it sensationalism? Is it fact?
Let’s take a look at the statistics and see if Gilmer County is Mayberry RFD or an annex of Muggervilletonburg. Let’s do this using facts and statistics, instead of the baseless claims of a boastful thief and liar.
First, we need something relevant to compare Glenville to.
Dan Bingman lives in his mom’s basement in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. He lives near the Cuyahoga River, also known as ‘The Crooked River’. We’ll use Cuyahoga Falls for comparison (his home v our home), and we need to be completely fair about it statistically. Cuyahoga Falls has more residents than all of Gilmer County combined! Obviously, a large city will have more crime than Glenville, so let’s look at the per-capita crime rates; a measure of the number of crimes per 100,000 residents. That’s fair and it’s an accurate way to compare two apples.
Glenville Crime Rate from city-rate.com:
Crime in Glenville by Year |
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Type |
2001 |
2002 |
2003 |
2004 |
2005 |
2006 |
2007 |
2009 |
Arson (per 100,000) |
0 (0.0) |
1 (65.0) |
1 (66.4) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
2 (138.2) |
Assaults (per 100,000) |
5 (324.9) |
5 (324.9) |
2 (132.9) |
1 (66.4) |
1 (67.8) |
1 (67.4) |
1 (68.0) |
0 (0.0) |
Auto thefts (per 100,000) |
0 (0.0) |
3 (194.9) |
1 (66.4) |
3 (199.3) |
1 (67.8) |
1 (67.4) |
1 (68.0) |
2 (138.2) |
Burglaries (per 100,000) |
1 (65.0) |
7 (454.8) |
3 (199.3) |
10 (664.5) |
8 (542.0) |
4 (269.7) |
4 (272.1) |
3 (207.3) |
Murders (per 100,000) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
Rapes (per 100,000) |
1 (65.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
1 (67.8) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
Robberies (per 100,000) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
Thefts (per 100,000) |
16 (1,039.6) |
6 (389.9) |
24 (1,594.7) |
15 (996.7) |
11 (745.3) |
6 (404.6) |
15 (1,020.4) |
15 (1,036.6) |
City-data.com crime index (higher means more crime, U.S. average = 313.3) | 144.5 | 113.4 | 97.1 | 102.4 | 124.9 | 47.8 | 69.9 | 59.4 |
City-data.com crime index counts serious crimes and violent crime more heavily. It adjusts for the number of visitors and daily workers commuting into cities.
A significant portion of Glenville’s “Thefts” count is Dan Bingman’s own thievery.
Crime in Cuyahoga Falls by Year |
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Type |
2001 |
2002 |
2004 |
2005 |
2006 |
2007 |
2009 |
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Murders (per 100,000) |
1 (2.0) |
0 (0.0) |
3 (5.9) |
0 (0.0) |
1 (2.0) |
0 (0.0) |
0 (0.0) |
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Rapes (per 100,000) |
15 (30.3) |
18 (36.2) |
27 (53.5) |
19 (37.6) |
24 (47.5) |
17 (33.6) |
17 (33.2) |
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Robberies (per 100,000) |
24 (48.5) |
14 (28.2) |
23 (45.6) |
18 (35.6) |
20 (39.6) |
17 (33.6) |
20 (39.0) |
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Assaults (per 100,000) |
24 (48.5) |
40 (80.5) |
56 (110.9) |
30 (59.4) |
27 (53.4) |
42 (83.1) |
39 (76.1) |
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Burglaries (per 100,000) |
229 (463.0) |
229 (461.0) |
200 (396.2) |
194 (383.9) |
212 (419.3) |
167 (330.4) |
235 (458.3) |
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Thefts (per 100,000) |
1,549 (3,131.6) |
1,519 (3,058.2) |
1,650 (3,268.8) |
1,553 (3,073.0) |
1,543 (3,052.1) |
1,287 (2,546.3) |
1,145 (2,232.8) |
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Auto thefts (per 100,000) |
123 (248.7) |
99 (199.3) |
133 (263.5) |
132 (261.2) |
115 (227.5) |
95 (188.0) |
52 (101.4) |
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Arson (per 100,000) |
8 (16.2) |
6 (12.1) |
7 (13.9) |
1 (2.0) |
2 (4.0) |
5 (9.9) |
5 (9.8) |
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City-data.com crime index (higher means more crime, U.S. average = 311.7) | 238.7 | 232.5 | 280.2 | 231.7 | 242.9 | 200.9 | 189.8 |
Actually, I think Bingman is bored. But who wouldn’t be bored, sitting around mom’s house, eating her food, using her internet service, making a handful of WordPress blogs look like people other than Bingman write articles, and make comments. Copying and pasting your own comments from one blog to another all day.
Dan has about eight topics in all, and creates “new” articles that are just rearrangements of past articles. Does he still fool anyone at all? Not based on the hearsay around town. If he didn’t attack women and children almost exclusively, his stuff would be as funny as Time Cube.